MANY BAD DRIVERS TODAY

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 02/29/2016 at 10:19 • Filed to: Head in ass

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On my way to work this morning, I encountered bad drivers. Many bad drivers. If a line graph showed how many bad drivers I encountered every day, today would show a huge spike outside of the average. Why are they bad, you ask?

How about the SIX cars that stopped for imaginary stop signs? The driver that stopped short of the light four full car lengths from the clearly-drawn line that shows WHERE to stop at? The school zone speeders (I counted four)? The guy in the Tundra with an off-centered light bar that suddenly and slowly turned right from the center lane?

Some asshole drivers, but mostly just BAD drivers.

I’m glad my wife’s Expedition (my car is in the shop with a bum water pump) doesn’t have a brush guard, because I MIGHT have gone all Mad Max on them.

WOOSAAAAAAA....

TheRealBicycleBuck > PatBateman 02/29/2016 at 10:46

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The only appropriate solution:

Birddog > PatBateman 02/29/2016 at 10:49

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It must be something in the air today. This morning’s commute was exceptionally stressful.

And why do five frigging lanes of traffic have to stop because a Cop pulled one car over? Complete stop of an entire half of an “Expressway” because Hector’s hooptie got tagged.

PatBateman > TheRealBicycleBuck 02/29/2016 at 10:53

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Your logic is undeniable.

PatBateman > Birddog 02/29/2016 at 10:56

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That's a lot of heads inserted into the alimentary canal.